His intimidating cock

Posted by / 09-Dec-2016 03:09

His intimidating cock

Within the first few paragraphs he’s committed various driving offences, fluffed a TV interview and become a running joke on Twitter.

But the main point is to say Ed Miliband lost the general election through an “astonishingly dysfunctional” lack of asking Ed Balls for advice.

The only coverage concerned whether he’d made a joke about having a 29 inch penis. Just like when he said he’d “smash” Theresa May “back on her heels”.

That would put him on roughly the same level of debate as US right winger Donald Trump. Then again Smith seems exactly the type who’d have the wit neither to avoid an offensive joke nor to think of it in the first place. And when he said that having a wife and kids made him “normal” unlike ­lesbian rival Angela Eagle.

CHICAGO—Sprinting down the platform and frantically waving his arms, local man Dustin Sayer was reportedly running toward a departing train Wednesday because he must have finally realized he loves her.

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[LEFOU] Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Yep [ALL] No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston [LEFOU] In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston [GASTON] When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer First, I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind [LEFOU] Is that fair? [GASTON] Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly [BIMBETTES] Perfect, a pure paragon! [GASTON] I needed encouragement Thank you, Le Fou [LEFOU] Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! [GASTON] I don't care [ALL] No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston [LEFOU] In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston [GASTON] I'm especially good at expectorating! [GASTON] When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! I use antlers in all of my decorating [ALL] Say it again Who's a man among men?

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in ' Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.

Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski.

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[LEFOU/MEN] You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on Who plays darts like Gaston? Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?